This is what Pamprin is for…
As I woke up to an alarm that felt like it was way too early in the f****** morning. I go to grab my phone and my glasses fall by in the bed. Then as I rush to go pee, I don’t have time to crawl on the floor and get my glasses. The next thing I know my boyfriend walks in the bathroom and just hysterically starts laughing at me. Of course makes me feel ugly because I am growing out my shaved undercut. Don’t feel great but he says the look on my face tells him everything little. Did he know my glasses felt behind the bed again? And if anybody knows me I’m f****** blind so I can’t see a God damn thing. So I literally have my phone like 6 inches from my face and I’m tired, I want to go back to bed. He acknowledges that says I look like I would wanna go back to bed but I don’t perceive to tell me that there’s coffee and I think oh great there’s coffee but no, then I get the story of how the cat has ransacked the dining room and my purse and my earbuds are halfway across the kitchen floor so I get app to go get a cup of coffee realized my earbuds are still in the middle of the f****** kitchen floor they’re not picked up. They’re not but back in my purse. My purse is falling over. No, it’s not picked up. The earpod case is still on the floor so I proceed to make my coffee as I’m making my coffee the lid of the coffee cup falls on the floor and the lid breaks so I’m super excited. Then I realized I’ll pull it’s magnetic. It didn’t break fantastic something’s going right. Yeah, now then I went to the bedroom. Because I didn’t feel like having coffee. And I noticed that there’s 2 avocados on the table. They were eaten when I specifically remember saying that I wanted to buy avocados because I wanted to have half a one a day. Somehow 2 of them were eating last night and when I was given the plate of them when I asked for them when it was surprising that I wanted any. I was told they got half a one well, I don’t think I got half A1I think I got a little more because it wasn’t interesting that we’re so much on my plate but now that I see you’ve got 2 of them, I don’t think I gotta hold up a Cotto anyways, I can’t b**** about that stuff it’s just petty. Then I go back to the bedroom, and I’m questioned on why the bathroom lights still on if I was going back in. This has been an ongoing battle since I discussed the hear. So now no heater and I realize I can’t leave a f****** light on to save my life. And I tried to go back to bed only to start hearing the picking of teeth, which is one of the most chalkboard sounds of my life. So I had to plug my ears, then he laughs at me, then gets in bed and then begins to slurp his coffee like soup and on. There’s no f****** way, I’m taking any time to go back to sleep. So he starts talking to me, I start talking to him as I’m talking to him. There’s absolutely no response. I realized he was talking to you with his headphones on. He couldn’t hear God damn word I was saying, and I actually made a joke. And I thought it was funny but didn’t work out because he didn’t f****** hear it like always so he’s busy watching his laptop making noise with his coffee. I’m just trying to get 10 more minutes to sleep that’s not going to happen so I get a cat start screaming at me in the hallway. Drake’s on the computer talking to his friends being loud as f***, so I’m just trying to lay down on the living room, not going to happen. Cause I’ve got to listen to The Kid. So what is it with men? Are they all just completely oblivious? The fact that someone else is here. I’m just tired. Just f****** tired.